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Exhibit A · full recording

CALL #002 · Answer Your Damn Phone

Length0:32 — this guy got put on hold forever, gave up, and left the most unhinged
Handlingnames, numbers, and slurs bleeped · caller anonymous
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Live captions · auto-generated

“YOU COULD COME TO MY OFFICE… MY DOOR IS OPEN. PLEASE COME BY, JORDAN.”

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